Hawaii isolated, can you survive off your garden?

[Kelena]

Nope. cuz slugs slime every garden in Puna. My garden would kill me. I have chickens though. They actually have me. They just sort of moved in and we have gentleman's agreement. They will be quiet in the morning and I won't kill them except in case of emergency. And I've seen some humans around here that seem vulnerable and tasty. I'd probably troll Pahoa with a big fat marijuana cigarette and a crowbar....psst! Wanna share this with me? Yeah! Let's duck into this alley. Awesome. You first!


Gonna need a bigger barbecue.