Hawaii could be the first state to tax online porn

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Tom, Tom, Tom. Back in the olden days, before internet there were magazines out of paper. One of those magazines that were available was "Playboy", a magazine that contained articles, or stories or writings by various authors, including interviews of very famous people. When somebody was caught with the magazine, the common excuse was "I buy it for the articles" to try and avoid being considered a "pervert" for the racy photos within.
"Growing your own". I am surprised you didn't catch this one as somewhat "dry" humor of what occurs to males when excited in a sexual way.

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