05-10-2019, 03:54 PM
A few days ago I was filling up at the Pahoa water machine as a rental car pulled up and the obviously inebriated driver asked me for directions to "fizzur 8 and the flowing lava". I told him there was no flowing lava and the fissures were all on private land in a neighborhood, He sneered and said - "Oh...so like it's a gated community?" Captive for the moment at the water machine but reaching hard for the humor in life I said - "Yes it is...especially for you". He conferred with his passenger and they peeled out back north on 130. You're welcome