USPS - The US's pride.

[kander]

It's time for the private sector to completely take over USPS operations and permanently dislodge itself from Uncle Sam's teat. 

Although I fear the dissolution of the rural post offices in our far flung outposts like Hatch, UT or Comptche, CA or Ochopee, FL or even the aptly name Remote, OR.

Oh come on, Hatch is a lovely place, Its where many people from CA have been moving instead of coming to Hawaii.