Gone With The Wind...

[Kelena]

Beware,coconuts! That reminds me of when I lived in France. I took a trip with a friend from Paris ot the countryside, down in Aquitaine. We took country roads. I saw sign that said "Danger! Betteraves!". I turned to my friend and I said "Danger, beets?, Am I reading that right?". She said, "oh, but yes! You see the beets get on the road and they are very slippery. Cars drive over the beets, the beets smash, the car slips and you are in the ditch!" I was young, foolish and in a foreign country. I laughed about the dangerous beets for the next 30 kilometers.

I'm not laughing anymore.

Danger! Noix de coco!