Violence at Kea'au High School

[Kelena]

So, let me see if I can this up:

* Lawyers are bad when they sue bad doctors. That drives up the cost of medical cares and makes the bad doctors cry (BWHHHHHHHHAAAAA!).
* They are good when they sue those who have authority over bad students, and cause those people to disgorge monetary damages.
* They are good when they work for the state and prosecute bullies criminally.
* They are bad because they coddle bullies.

I guess the only conclusion I can draw is that lawyers are bad people until you need them.

Thanks.