03-31-2022, 07:18 PM
But hey, keep digging,...
Yes, keep digging through those reports, maybe there's a silver lining somewhere, a percentage of hope somewhere:
A psychiatrist was consulted regarding identical twins. The parents were told to give the pessimist a room filled with wonderful toys while the room for the optimist was filled with “horses**t and maybe a shovel-but that’s all”. The disparate reactions were recounted
The pessimistic kid was slouched in a chair with a dejected look on his face. He hadn’t even removed the gift wrappings. “What’s the use?” he asked glumly, “I probably won’t like what I find-and if I do, I won’t get to keep it.”
A marked contrast greeted them in the other room. With a broad grin on his face, the optimist was shoveling for all he was worth. “With all this fertilizer,” he declared, “there’s got to be a pony! There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
Yes, keep digging through those reports, maybe there's a silver lining somewhere, a percentage of hope somewhere:
A psychiatrist was consulted regarding identical twins. The parents were told to give the pessimist a room filled with wonderful toys while the room for the optimist was filled with “horses**t and maybe a shovel-but that’s all”. The disparate reactions were recounted
The pessimistic kid was slouched in a chair with a dejected look on his face. He hadn’t even removed the gift wrappings. “What’s the use?” he asked glumly, “I probably won’t like what I find-and if I do, I won’t get to keep it.”
A marked contrast greeted them in the other room. With a broad grin on his face, the optimist was shoveling for all he was worth. “With all this fertilizer,” he declared, “there’s got to be a pony! There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!”
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves