07-16-2024, 08:34 AM
"Well that is a huge relief. He probably hopped on one of his donkeys with 10 gallons of water, a laptop, a hotspot, his fancy battery, and some duct tape, and headed off into the Waikoloa scrub-land desert for 40 days."
Well, I'd say your theory is far more accurate than what mine was.
I was thinking he was kidnapped by the Bland Asian Restaurant Food Mafia, who, incidentally, make the Japanese Yakuza look like the Boy Scouts, while being roughed up quite a bit and held at gunpoint and force fed some of the absolute hottest and spiciest Asian food on this planet - to the point that he finally begs for just one serving of PunaWeb Bar & Grill's delicious and blandest Asian food!
Well, I'd say your theory is far more accurate than what mine was.
I was thinking he was kidnapped by the Bland Asian Restaurant Food Mafia, who, incidentally, make the Japanese Yakuza look like the Boy Scouts, while being roughed up quite a bit and held at gunpoint and force fed some of the absolute hottest and spiciest Asian food on this planet - to the point that he finally begs for just one serving of PunaWeb Bar & Grill's delicious and blandest Asian food!