Living in Fern Acres?

[Ccat]

(As I said, I am a 2018 lava refugee.  I am thinking of moving out of lava zone 1.)

What is it like living in Fern Acres?  

What is the climate like?  Wind, rain, general comfort?  (I like coquis music, BTW.)

How safe is it, really?  Property crimes vs violent crime?

How hard, expensive is it to get groceries (other than driving to Keanu)?  Does anybody deliver?

Phones, radio, TV, internet?  Are they really available everywhere there, good quality signal, affordable?

What can you grow there? Avocados and Papayas? Orchids?

Thanks,
 Ccat