A snorkler walks into The PunaWeb Bar and Grill on Labor Day. He slides his mask up to his forehead, looks around, and loudly exclaims, "What a dive!". HJ happens to be working as bartender, for the overtime. Upon hearing the perceived slight, she reaches below the bar and produces her 30" AI designed Louisville Slugger Attitude Adjuster and says, "How would you like this where the sun shineth not?" Without missing a beat, the snorkeler replies, "Up to you, sister, I'm a snorkeler! I don't go that deep." Melted by the snorkeler's quick wit and good sportsmanship, HJ flashes a toothy grin, flips her hair back, and inquires what the snorkeler would like to drink, to which the snorkeler replies, "Just something to tide me over, please."
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