09-14-2007, 06:29 AM
Puna Reality program: Mainland contestants are flown to Puna and are each given a budget of $350,000 and are told to find a suitable lot of at least one acre and build a 1500 square foot home on it, in a year. First to finish gets to keep the house and live in Paradise...or on Paradise...or maybe Kahakai. Constestants are dropped off in front of the Planning Department...or is it the Zoning Department....or maybe HPM.....or the drafters? Well, that’s what they have to figure out! Laugh as they try to convince the Inspector that a tricked out vacation rental is really a sewing room. Join in the hilarity as the clueless newbies scratch their heads wondering where all the lumber went. Anticipate the fun as, one by one, they discover that landscaping might require blasting equipment! Watch as the contractor comes over, “talks story” and, hilariously, never quite gets around to doing the job he was hired to do, but charges the contestant anyway! Title of the First Episode: Centipede!