09-27-2007, 06:17 AM
You know you are a Punatic Wannabee when....
1. You think you know where the lava is going even though you live 2100 miles away from it.
2. You listen to KAPA FM on the internet.
3. Your phone message starts out "Aloha!...."
4. You keep a kite stored on the island for the Moonlight Kite Fly, even though it may be six months before you attend another one.
5. You start thinking of blue tarps as an element of exterior design, instead of as something to put on the back of truck to keep stuff from blowing out or getting wet.
6. You order coffee from Sharkey's.
7. You have been to Verna's more than once and the servers are no longer surly to you.
8. You have a coconut growing on Black Sand Beach.
9. Your coconut died on Black Sand Beach, but you buy a goddamn house anyway and plant another one.
10. You buy a sarong and start wearing it in the backyard of your mainland house and tell yourself you don't look that bad.
11. You try to drive aloha on the San Diego Freeway on Saturday at 10:00 p.m.
1. You think you know where the lava is going even though you live 2100 miles away from it.
2. You listen to KAPA FM on the internet.
3. Your phone message starts out "Aloha!...."
4. You keep a kite stored on the island for the Moonlight Kite Fly, even though it may be six months before you attend another one.
5. You start thinking of blue tarps as an element of exterior design, instead of as something to put on the back of truck to keep stuff from blowing out or getting wet.
6. You order coffee from Sharkey's.
7. You have been to Verna's more than once and the servers are no longer surly to you.
8. You have a coconut growing on Black Sand Beach.
9. Your coconut died on Black Sand Beach, but you buy a goddamn house anyway and plant another one.
10. You buy a sarong and start wearing it in the backyard of your mainland house and tell yourself you don't look that bad.
11. You try to drive aloha on the San Diego Freeway on Saturday at 10:00 p.m.