11-08-2007, 08:14 AM
I just have these few things to say about Duane Chapman:
* Your real name is Duane, not Dog.
* Get an eyelift, for chrissakes!
* Wear SUNTAN LOTION for chrissakes!
* You and Brittney Spears are my two most favoritist vocal, avowed George W. Bush supporters. You're doin' a heck of a job!
* Have Leland call me. I have something for him I think he will like.
* Your real name is Duane, not Dog.
* Get an eyelift, for chrissakes!
* Wear SUNTAN LOTION for chrissakes!
* You and Brittney Spears are my two most favoritist vocal, avowed George W. Bush supporters. You're doin' a heck of a job!
* Have Leland call me. I have something for him I think he will like.