11-19-2007, 03:26 AM
Ah, colorful Southern relatives. One of the things I will definetely miss...NO ONE can do colorful like a Southerner, and Texans are about as colorful as you can get in the Y'all Zone.
Hey, Jerry. Do you think your mom might be up for a visit? We all need someone to breach a very long perched lava channel that wants to funnel half a million cubic liters of lava per day in a Northeasterly direction. Scientists say today that if the wall were breached, the lava would probably flow south, harmlessly to the ocean, but on its current path it is headed toward the meat section of the Malama Market. Just like those rattlesnakes on the patio, looks like things are gonna be smokin'....unless the wall is breached.
We need someone who is not going to be stopped by any mumbo jumbo and will just blast the hell out of the south side of the channel.
Hey, Jerry. Do you think your mom might be up for a visit? We all need someone to breach a very long perched lava channel that wants to funnel half a million cubic liters of lava per day in a Northeasterly direction. Scientists say today that if the wall were breached, the lava would probably flow south, harmlessly to the ocean, but on its current path it is headed toward the meat section of the Malama Market. Just like those rattlesnakes on the patio, looks like things are gonna be smokin'....unless the wall is breached.
We need someone who is not going to be stopped by any mumbo jumbo and will just blast the hell out of the south side of the channel.