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You dirty rat you
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There is a new sheriff in town!!![Big Grin]

I have some avocado trees around my house and saw a rat climbing around the branches yesterday. I did what I have always done in the past, that is got my 22 Ruger rifle and slapped in a clip of rat shot. This was day time and very bright out, I sighted the rat and blew it out of the tree. It was a little untidy but the fat rat now ceases to exist. It must have been sick if it was looking for food in the daytime.[xx(]

Someone must have called the police because they came and enquired what the shooting was about. I told them and they left, I even display proudly to them where the dead rat was. They of coarse informed me about the perils of discharging a fire arm in a residential area and that I could do life without the possibility of parole if I accidently shot someone’s parrot instead of the intended rat. I guess that it is time to purchase some more rat poison so that the rats can suffer to death with excruciating pain, it’s much more humane that way. I’m just not sure how to tell the neighbors cats that I have just put out some poison and to leave it alone. Well, why should I feel concern they defecate in my yard anyway.

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You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-23-2008, 06:10 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by MarkP - 12-23-2008, 08:29 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by John S. Rabi - 12-23-2008, 09:57 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by oink - 12-23-2008, 10:12 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-23-2008, 11:33 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by oink - 12-23-2008, 12:08 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Fishboy - 12-23-2008, 12:57 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by oink - 12-23-2008, 01:58 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by David M - 12-23-2008, 03:05 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-23-2008, 03:10 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-23-2008, 04:12 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Jon - 12-23-2008, 04:35 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-23-2008, 04:40 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-23-2008, 04:46 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-23-2008, 05:04 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by james weatherford - 12-23-2008, 05:21 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-23-2008, 05:26 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Seeb - 12-23-2008, 05:52 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by StillHope - 12-24-2008, 02:24 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Jon - 12-24-2008, 02:41 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-24-2008, 04:33 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-24-2008, 05:37 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by kimo wires - 12-24-2008, 05:51 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-24-2008, 05:56 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by JWFITZ - 12-24-2008, 06:04 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Rob Tucker - 12-24-2008, 06:30 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Rob Tucker - 12-24-2008, 06:45 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by JWFITZ - 12-24-2008, 01:29 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-24-2008, 01:30 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by oink - 12-24-2008, 01:34 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Dave Smith - 12-24-2008, 01:52 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by JWFITZ - 12-24-2008, 01:55 PM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-24-2008, 02:29 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by csgray - 12-24-2008, 03:08 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Jon - 12-24-2008, 03:43 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Bob Orts - 12-24-2008, 03:48 PM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Bob Orts - 12-24-2008, 04:35 PM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-24-2008, 06:43 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by JWFITZ - 12-24-2008, 06:45 PM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-24-2008, 07:42 PM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-25-2008, 04:02 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by iboost - 12-25-2008, 04:37 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-25-2008, 05:17 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-25-2008, 06:08 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Rob Tucker - 12-25-2008, 08:27 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by MarkP - 12-25-2008, 08:59 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by oink - 12-25-2008, 12:15 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Bob Orts - 12-25-2008, 02:49 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-25-2008, 03:32 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-25-2008, 03:43 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-25-2008, 04:44 PM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Devany - 12-26-2008, 01:40 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by JWFITZ - 12-26-2008, 03:25 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Greg - 12-26-2008, 04:21 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Guest - 12-26-2008, 04:24 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Rob Tucker - 12-26-2008, 04:29 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-26-2008, 05:27 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by roseroo14 - 12-26-2008, 06:20 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Jon - 12-26-2008, 06:32 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by AlohaSteven - 12-26-2008, 06:50 AM
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RE: You dirty rat you - by Devany - 12-26-2008, 09:17 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by AlohaSteven - 12-26-2008, 09:58 AM
RE: You dirty rat you - by Jon - 12-27-2008, 11:36 AM

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