Volcano acting up

[Kelena]

Well, I think what has happened is Fissure D has swallowed all of the Mac software technicians in the information technology division of Hawaiian Volcanoes Observatory. They are obviously keeping it very quiet, so as not to scare us. Thus, no Mac readable transmissions.

Then we hear that "the webcam is fogged/rained out/was nudged by a mongoose" and so we can't see what is going on. A little incandescence. A giant shield building sub-volcano. Nothing to see here.