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centepede bite - helpful advice needed
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Originally posted by oink

Golden shower?

Pua`a
S. FL
Big Islander to be.



hey, take it easy Oink. We are talking centipede sting here, not water sports of the South[Wink] On a serious note. Back in the 70's I was stung twice in one night in my house in Lahaina. I awoke this night to the stinging pain that only a centipede can deliver on my upper arse! Upon flying out of bed in the dark. I wildly started sweeping off my bed sheet with hand. Without much fanfare, the centipede slipped onto the floor waiting for his next act to begin. As I was do my best impression of a "Mexican Hat Dance", at 2:30 a.m.....it then happened. "Bam", stung again, this time on bottom of foot! At that point, my "Mexican Hat Dance", turned into my best impression of Ratso Rizzo! "I'm walking here", came mumbling out of my mouth. By now my 'Blue Russian', and girlfriend are both awake and quite frankly are enjoying this form of entertainment...at my expense I might add.
I'm not sure about urine a remedy for centipede sting. I think a "mud pack" will work better!!

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RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by Guest - 01-13-2009, 05:47 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-14-2009, 08:21 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-14-2009, 08:29 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-14-2009, 10:53 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-14-2009, 02:13 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by Guest - 01-14-2009, 03:03 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by Guest - 01-14-2009, 03:05 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-14-2009, 07:38 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by Beachboy - 01-15-2009, 01:53 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-15-2009, 07:16 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-15-2009, 08:36 AM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by missydog1 - 01-15-2009, 07:10 PM
RE: centepede bite - helpful advice needed - by Guest - 01-20-2009, 07:35 PM

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