Crime in Seaview

[Kelena]

I was wondering when someone was going to point out that Seaview was a romper room for libertines and unlicensed jugglers and so-called acrobats. The positions these acrobats get into are more like the Kama Sutra than Ringling Brothers, if you get my drift. As for the jugglers, mostly they juggle what God gave them. The libertines annoy me the most, because they aren't just libertines. No, they are exclusive libertines --almost a contradiction in terms-- who only associate with one another, and refuse to let old, imperfect guys up on the lanai where all the fun takes place and refuse to take a hint.

I hate Seaview. It is a veritable vortex of vice. And everytime I get near, I get tossed back up on the beach, unceremoniously.