07-24-2009, 01:08 PM
Ohana? What Ohana? There is no ohana on my half-acre property in HPP (Lava Zone 3!), and if my grandmother tried to live in the room off the garage, I would grab her bodily, throw open the door with the damn dolphins on it, drag her to the pool and drown her, which won't be necessary because she has already passed on to her "reward": (two turntables and a microphone -- at 1900 degrees Kelvin). Men ARE pigs. But gay men are pigs with wings who fly to another location, descend, and then are pigs there, too. I base this observation on my experience with my boyfriends. Gawd. I am hoping the boyfriends to come are a little better. I am asking Jeebus for about three...or one good one. For a change. For me. Cuz, I'm a senator and gosh darn it --- people like me!
I only pee in the gravel about twice a year, so, I think my downslope (vacant lot) neighbors will be okay. Then, it is the ocean that needs to worry. Jacques Cousteau would flip. I am kind of wondering if I should maybe pee into a cup, run it through a spare filter and then pour it in the gravel. Or maybe I should use the toilet. Not sure. WHY MUST YOU CONFRONT ME WITH THESE DIFFICULT DECISIONS RIGHT NOW?!
The bathtub. You know men well! That bathtub has been used for almost everything. And then, I took a bath in it! And since my home is now a vacation rental, well, who knows.
Anyway, the original plumbing and everything is exactly where it was...just tiled over. Thinking about putting the bathroom where the first bay of the garage is..or maybe using the first bay of the garage as a bedroom. Not too sure about that. Designing geniuses welcome.
The walkway would allow the kitchen because in HPP, if it's under the same roof, it's kosher.
I would like that Jeff guy's number.
I only pee in the gravel about twice a year, so, I think my downslope (vacant lot) neighbors will be okay. Then, it is the ocean that needs to worry. Jacques Cousteau would flip. I am kind of wondering if I should maybe pee into a cup, run it through a spare filter and then pour it in the gravel. Or maybe I should use the toilet. Not sure. WHY MUST YOU CONFRONT ME WITH THESE DIFFICULT DECISIONS RIGHT NOW?!
The bathtub. You know men well! That bathtub has been used for almost everything. And then, I took a bath in it! And since my home is now a vacation rental, well, who knows.
Anyway, the original plumbing and everything is exactly where it was...just tiled over. Thinking about putting the bathroom where the first bay of the garage is..or maybe using the first bay of the garage as a bedroom. Not too sure about that. Designing geniuses welcome.
The walkway would allow the kitchen because in HPP, if it's under the same roof, it's kosher.
I would like that Jeff guy's number.