Healthcare

[Kelena]

I was supposed to be awake for mine, but everyone in the room, including me, quickly agreed that was probably not a good idea. I was given a heady cocktail of Demoral and Fen-er-something. As I went under, I was singing and propositioning both nurses. Only one of the nurses was amused. I awoke feeling refreshed, violated and hopeful about the future. The one nurse was disappointed when I didn't want to see the pictures and I was disappointed when the other nurse didn't ask me out. As just a spoonful of medicine goes a very long way with me, I walked around grinning like a loon anyway for about a week.

Guys -- don't miss this. And God doesn't want you to be awake for this.