Uses for a Giant Antenna

[JerryCarr]

I think the Chinese would grab Hawaii before they get the Mainland, although I could be wrong. I think you should use your prodigious antenna to search for extra-terrestrial life forms who will rescue us from our idiot policitians AND the Chinese. We could offer them free coconuts, leis, and lau-laus if they would come and install some competent management. Maybe you will get really lucky and find a race that makes holiday meals out of all the rotting pig carcasses left by the roadside. You never know what a new culture is going to like.

Cheers,
Jerry