Uses for a Giant Antenna

[Carey]

On to the irrelevant on thing to do with the antennae:
1. Solar clothes dryer (should be able to get a tax rebate...)
2. Put a canvas cover on it for a patio umbrella
3. put a blue plastic tarp for a car port
4. decorate it for the holidays - metal tree!
5. hang bird treats for a giant bird perch
6. launch fireworks (early this year) from it
7. light it up & apply for lighthouse designation
I wonder if the old floor adhesive I am ripping out is having any adverse effects.....