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"Maybe it would have the added benefit of getting the roosters to sleep in late."
That. I'd take a few if they would teach the neighbor roosters not to start talkin trash at 4:30 in the morning. Usually 4:30 to the second every morning.
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"It is perspective. And the perspective in Honolulu is that they want to get rid of the chickens."
I agree, it's all about the pecking order.
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pecking order.....I cry foul.....relocating these feral chickens to homeless camps.....offer a bounty for drumsticks. Humor abounds.
Maybe this story will go national and Honolulu will be ridiculed for its $108 chickens. That will be humorous too.
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"Maybe this story will go national and Honolulu will be ridiculed for its $108 chickens."
The Chicken Skin Scandal.
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Those are some smart chickens, running from city land to private.
I bet they'd drink some anti freeze if you set it out for them though.
Side benefit, you'd get rid of some dogs, cats and snails too.
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Mass chicken flying contests from the roof of the State House.
Store the birds in the Legislative chambers and the various offices
including the Governor's and LG's.
Given the chicken**** there already, no one will notice.
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It shouldn't take more than a simple letter to the state, asking permission to clear the chickens from state land too.
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Last I checked chickens were not high up on the ladder when it comes to smarts ... relatively easy to trap ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBZH8Cect0Y
as kids we made these kinds of traps using a cardboard box
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chickens were not high up on the ladder when it comes to smarts
Smarter than the guy who requires $108 bucks of effort to catch a chicken, when grade school kids can manage with a slightly used cardboard box.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves
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Great trap, thanks Bullwinkle.