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Tree service workers casing property?
#11
"They get paid by the hour too." - - - Obie

Obie hit the nail on the head. My multiple lengthy observations of these crews have taught me that they are experts in wasting time. Here's how it goes: They arrive at the site and sit in the truck on their cell phones for 10-15 minutes. Then they do an elaborate and not too energetic set-up routine with the cones, etc. Then they get back in the truck for more phone time. Then one goes up in the bucket to very slowly survey the work to be done while the others, you guessed it, are on their phones. Then they finally send somebody up to cut about a third of the foliage that would actually do some real good. To be fair, they usually do not take a phone break before chipping the small amount of branches they cut, but once the chipping is done, a phone break occurs. Then they drive to the next spot and the whole process repeats.

So if you ever wonder why we have so many power outages, there's one reason. And yes, I have nothing better to do.
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#12
yes, I have nothing better to do

I know that one! Does it pay better than forum troll? My contract is almost up and I'm looking...
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#13
You get paid for being a troll? Where do I sign up?
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#14
Chunkster -
That’s a thorough accounting of HELCO’s contracted tree cutting crew. I would only add that the complete job description for two of the full time workers is to wave cars through the one lane road they’ve created, occasionally stopping traffic in both directions if they think a big branch they’re about to drop is within 20 feet of the open lane.

They get to talk on their phone all day.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves
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#15
Where do you get one of these phones that provide seemingless non-stop entertainment? My phone only delivers robocalls.
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#16
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Originally posted by Chunkster

You get paid for being a troll? Where do I sign up?
Private message PaulW, he'll set you up.
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#17
No no, I'm just a paid shill for Big Pharma, Big Solar, Big Science and Big Roundup. Contact ElysianWart for the current trolling rates.
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#18
those dudes are totally going to steal your tree branches, look out

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#19
Paul W you are so funny.

I am in no way a troll, but you calling me one is like the pot calling the kettle black.
You're the worst troll I've ever encountered.

sfendt : I agree with you they were probably casing.

For those of you thinking they get paid by the hour, the employees yes but the company no, they have a contract with helco or hawn tel.
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#20
"fendt : I agree with you they were probably casing."

You're accusing a licensed and insured tree service company and a security company of casing properties ?
Are you kidding us ? How long do you think they would stay in business if this were true ?
The guy in the bucket is the highest paid most long term employee on the crew !
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