ah, the General Plan (again)

[Tink]

And just like Home Depot, you ask a person you happen to trap a question, and lo and behold they exclaim " I don't know, let me ask so and so, they have been here longer than me" and poof! off they disappear!

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[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

Home Depot, you ask a person you happen to trap a question... and poof! off they disappear!

If Home Depot were run by the county:

1) There would be 500-1000 workers in a building that size
2) They would all be stationed behind a gigantic counter (no trapping)
3) Closed at 4 PM. And Saturday. And Sunday. And every holiday ever invented. And election day.
4) There would be parking meters in the parking lot.

- Be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. - Work slowly. - Refer all matters to committees for "further study and consideration. - Hold conferences. - Make travel as inconvenient as possible. - Haggle over precise wordings of communications. - Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and avoid haste. (Excerpts from the WWII OSS Simple Sabotage Manual)

[kalakoa]

3) Closed at 4 PM.

...and no new questions after about 3:15, because they have to "prep" for closing.