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CoronaVirus Humour
#61
It has the treasury secretary's signature on it.

The intent is that official documents be signed by a nonpartisan staffer.

ordered President Donald Trump's name be printed on stimulus checks

Thereby turning them into a valuable tool for Trump's re-election campaign.

With any luck, this backfires when the checks arrive too late to be helpful for most.
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#62
I found this gem on the Hawaii Department of Taxation website today:

Q: Why hasn’t the return/payment due date for all other taxes (e.g., General Excise...) been changed?

A: As business activity declines due to COVID-19 and the Governor’s Stay at Home order, many businesses are seeing revenue and the associated tax obligations decline. By receiving and processing tax returns, this provides the State with valuable information to understand which businesses are operating and the level of operations being sustained.

https://tax.hawaii.gov/covid-19/

Yes, send us your money so we can see how much your business is struggling in the midst of this crisis.
"I'm at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you're right - have fun." - Keanu Reeves
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#63
Morgan freeman coronavirus speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZ00_AdPcM
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#64
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "Your are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for a job."
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#65
More Smiles

Sorry, I am not sure how to solve the problem with the file and posting it!

I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow
tightly over my face to protect me from COVID.

Three weeks of home schooling my 7, 9 and 12 year olds went surprisingly well!
They have all graduated High School and are now ready to move out and find jobs
when this quarantine is over!

Returned from the grocery store with the hubby. Took masks off.
It turned out it was the wrong hubby! Be attentive!

I apologize if this offends anyone, even a friend who unfortunately is a Drumpf supporter laughed!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVw12j5WAAQaf9w?format=jpg&name=small
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#66
hikatz - all of those links result in a permission error for me.
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#67
I found this video to be priceless - very funny and absolutely on point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms7capx4Cb8&feature=youtu.be
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#68
I'm so confused: my boss says I'm an essential employee, but my paycheck says I'm not!
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#69
LOTR Lockdown - Gondor needs no experts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHlyQ1_Xu7k
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#70
Trevor Noah has got it all figured out.
https://youtu.be/NcSUF8erpfU
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