CoronaVirus Humour

[PaulW]

Quarantine comes from the Venetian for 40 days, which is how long ships would have to remain in harbor there during the plague.

2020 = 20 + 20 = 40.

So, we should've seen it coming.
But you know what they say about hindsight.

[lisa]

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Originally posted by knieft

Warning. F-bombs, and very much more offensive abounds. But the impossible bat joke? Hits my funny bone.

https://www.theloop.ca/roseanne-barr-is-...of-course/

Video is at the end of the article.

Cheers,
Kirt

I'm more of a Beyond Bat person. But thanks for helping me lose my appetite

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[Radiopeg]

Got this funny this morning. https://youtu.be/TSU0NtaPRDE



Peace and long life

[TomK]

If anyone can think or find anything funny about our president's suggestions of inserting UV lights into people or injecting disinfectant into their lungs, please post soon. I've suddenly become very depressed.

[PaulW]

Best of Late Night (NYT) is usually worth reading. Might be behind a paywall:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/24/arts/...trump.html

[TomK]

Works for me, Paul, but there are too many videos to watch tonight! I enjoyed the Jimmy Kimmel one and will watch the others later. Thank you!

[TomK]

Before the virus - Kevin Bloody Wilson - What's Donald gonna do today?

https://youtu.be/TsKDO-r5STc

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

We’ve had a lively discussion this morning over on the ‘Wuhan Corona Virus Coming Soon’ thread. This Onion story first posted a month ago covers much of the same territory.

https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buyi...1842493766

[TomK]

Thanks. I see the Onion has an update:

https://www.theonion.com/a-dash-of-soap-...1843051293

[bodysurfer]

stole hotzcatz’s joke which was new me and hilarious and sent out to my wife's family cv check in txt group to cheer folks up, no one got it at all, except for my. son, who upstaged me, replying; “Dad you said it wrong, you should have said;
“what goes with a walk in the country...”
still kudos to you hotcatz

fair winds, jlm