How do you know you are in Puna?

[DTisme]

When you wonder if the house down the street never had windows, or had windows and somebody walked off with them.

[DTisme]

I laughed out loud at the "your lawnmower's a goat" one.

[JerryCarr]

When your new neighbors move in and bring four non-functioning autos (one without wheels, no less) with them.

[Funkstopper]

No need radio. Karaoke next door.
Jim

[Funkstopper]

You feel safe to walk the streets at night, but Dog the Bounty Hunter don't.

Jim
(from my wife)

[Obie]

You see an Aunty in her 80's at the Pahoa Farmers Market who is wearing a bathing suit.

[rocketman]

Funkstopper... I thought the same thing about "Dog".[]

[bystander]

When you hear random gunshots at night like I did last night.

[Kapohocat]

When you buy the same type orchids from the "post office lady" for $2 and your cousin pays $25 when buying them in LA!

[LeeE]

Bike riders wearing chickens.