03-01-2011, 03:46 PM
That's just like you, Jerry. For the last time:
- I am not a former hanger on at Andy Warhol's factory
- I am not Scottish. Well, kind of but not very.
- I am not 59. Just yet. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. No. NO!
- I am NOT a sock puppet.
- I DID take my rental car up to Mauna Kea when it wasn't supposed to go anywhere NEAR Mauna Kea. I was wearing garden clogs, a t-shirt and shorts and it was 50 degrees at the time. I was still wet from the beach.
- The new Chevy Malibu may be car of the year, or last year, but will only go 3 MPH up the road to Mauna Kea, even in manual