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Political Humour!
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10-16-2012, 07:24 AM
Regardless whether you are Republican or Democrat, this is funny[
 ]http://www.romneytaxplan.com/ Maybe we can also apply the dancing GET THE DETAILS red button to the our local election fiasco!
10-16-2012, 10:48 AM
quote: DITTO!!! LOL
10-16-2012, 10:57 AM
Here's another for you from http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/...yfeed3.htm
"Yesterday a [Puna] medical marijuana group officially endorsed President Obama for president. Doesn't really help Obama though, because they were just getting around to endorsing him for 2008." –Conan O'Brien "Earlier tonight was the vice presidential debate. A lot of people say who cares, but let me tell you something. One of these two gentlemen will be walking the White House dog." –David Letterman
10-23-2012, 03:18 AM
Did anyone notice Billy's campaign slogan came from the motto at the old Dole pineapple factory?
10-23-2012, 04:28 AM
Electile Dysfunction--the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vZdGvdZNy8o/Tl...%2BDys.jpg
10-23-2012, 06:19 PM
quote:Classic..LOVE IT!![ ]
11-04-2012, 02:40 AM
And one for the 3rd Partiers:
"There is so much confusion about who will be elected president, so they are asking the Gary Johnson voters to drive with their lights on during the day and the Romney and Obama voters to drive with their lights off at night."
11-08-2012, 04:04 AM
One last post before we put away the political humor for another season, (and I highlighted the Hawaii related parts!):
Dear Red States: We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A). To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. You get Scott Desjarlais and Todd Akin. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard (Princeton, Penn, Haverford, Colgate, U of R),. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico. Sincerely, Citizens of the Enlightened (Blue) States of America |
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