Lava humor

[Kapohocat]

Does an excellent student of vulcanology graduate magma cum laude?

(not mine either but just repeated.)

[Kapohocat]

What does a volcano wear when it goes out to town? A LavaLava.

[Kelena]

[To the tune of "Let it Snow, Let It Snow, Let it Snow"]

Well the smoke outside is frightful
Inside it's even less delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it flow, let it flow, let if flow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I can hear ohias popping
And since we've no place to go
Let it flow, let it flow, let if flow

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the vog
But if you really hold me tight
I'll give you a nice glass of pog

Well I smell some nenes frying
And my dear we're still goodbye-ing
But since we've no place to go
Let it flow let it flow let it flow.

[PaulW]

Great!

[Tink]

Damn!! I'll be humming that tune all day! Mahalo for your creativity!

Community begins with Aloha

[SBH]

This thread should be renamed: "I lava good joke"

[terracore]

On the weekend little Timmy and his family went to see the lava. It was such an exciting experience he wanted to tell the other kids at school on Monday.

At "sharing time" (previously called "show and tell" until some liberal extremist group found the name offensive) the teacher asked the class who wanted to go first.

Little Timmy raised his hand and said, "Our whole family went to see the lava flow. Our dog took a dump too close to the lava and it caught fire, and it nearly burned out his butthole!"

After calming the giggles from the class the teacher said, "Timmy, we don't talk like that in this class, we say "rectum".

Timmy replied, "Wrecked him?! It almost killed him!"

[Royall]

quote:

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Timmy replied, "Wrecked him?! It almost killed him!"

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Timmy must have been little Johnny's lil' brother!! LOL

[DanielP]

True story: About 5 years back, a fresh Pahoehoe flow was approaching the coast (back before the county started protecting us). My wife, my dog Bear (who followed my every step) drove out to the end of the road and parked with a few of the other locals.
My wife wasn't up for the 200 yard walk out to the flow front, so Bear and I trekked side-by-side on out to check the action.
Bear was hard to see; he is all black and it was getting dark. As I approached the flow front and greeted a fellow gawker, I turned around to find Bear and he was gone! After several minutes of calling him with no results, I stared back at the parking area and I spotted his black shadow amongst some headlights, nearly back to the car.
Bear didn't know what that Pahoehoe was, but he sure knew that he wanted no part of it, no matter that he was ditching his master!

[kalakoa]

back before the county started protecting us

Now that IS humorous.