Topless Hitchhiking in Punaland

[2liveque]

Mimosa. How you know so much about our dear gate crasher with wink wink skills?

[Mimosa]

We saw her in Kea'au Town Saturday night.


Thanks for making my Saturday night relaxing time so much better. You woke up my husband and grand kids while walking up and down our street screeching "cookie boy!" at the top of your lungs. Can I assume this is a pet? Maybe a dog? Or did you just really want a cookie?

Anyway, a few pointers for you, since you are apparently in dire need:
If you have an animal that you need to trap indoors or tie to a tree, etc., lest they will escape--maybe you should reconsider having said pet in the first place. Maybe you are unable to train the animal to not run away and follow your commands? Or maybe the animal is so unhappy with the living arrangements you have forced upon them, they try to escape at every opportunity? Either way, you/your pet may have a problem that needs addressing.
Although it is a Saturday night, and although this is hang loose Hawaii, no one appreciates listening to your screaming at 11pm. Did you notice how every dog on the street went nuts as you walked around screaming and shining your flashlight in everyone's yard? Did you notice people looking out their windows in disbelief? Those were people who couldn't care less about Cookie and you. This is why they didn't come out of their homes to help you look. They were just annoyed with your voice invading their privacy after 11pm at night.Plus you were half naked,geez wear a top or at least a bikini top.
For fun, since we are all awake now, our family compiled a list of what we think might have happened to Cookie:

1) Ran off to get away from you/your voice.
2) Wanted to get the hell out of "Kea'au" (and who can blame him?)
3) Carried off by a feral cat from Humane Society.
4) Kidnapped by a tweekers from Puna like Barry who will attempt to sell his organs/fur to buy more meth.
5) Picked up by rogue cops and taken to a black site in Kona where his disapproval of Obama's use of weaponized drone use against innocent civilians in the middle east will be the subject of inhumane "enhanced" interrogation techniques.
6) Just out and about looking to get some nani.
7) Secretly fighting crimes as Captain Cookie Boy: The Pet Hero and Hero of Pets.
8) Hiding under your bed and laughing his ass off.
9) Trying to escape the shame of being a boy called "Cookie" and having the whole damn neighborhood know about it.
10) In fact, Cookie doesn't exist. Except in your head. You forgot to take your meds again.
I hope you find Cookie. Since I don't know you or where you live, I'll have to walk up and down the street yelling "Cookie Boy lady!" until I find you so I can discover what happened (I am betting it was #3). Aloha.

Mrs.Mimosa

[Guest]

wow ,,, mimosaduchette ,,, you are a piece of work ,,,, I did pick up the trash you left for me up in your area thank you for leaving it along side the part of the road you say is impassable,,,, also id like to add that number 4 above is straight out of your deluded mind and once again reminds us all why you are a troll of the highest order,,, seek out the knowledge as to what an internet troll is and if you cant read ,,,then im sure one of theses good citizens will read it for you,,,, and also I should remind you that Christ will come again ,, and he will come as a thief in the night ,,you will not know him ,,,, and as ye do to the least of your brothers ,,so do you unto me ,,

[2bad4u]

DISGUSTING pathetic and classlesssssss

[punalvr]

Here is Craigslist version.....
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/rnr/4910955428.html

punalvr

[pahoated]

So, this is going to be a new Puna thing now? Could be good, or could be bad, real bad, too much information.

"Mahalo nui Pele, 'ae noho ia moku 'aina" - kakahiaka oli

[punalvr]

No Ted, is there such thing as too much information?
One thing I learned from Law School was to look at the "totality of the circumstances".
Question the messenger, motives, etc.
Just saying..
But I would not mind my neighbor looking for his/hers beloved pet in the middle of the night.
I would have come out and try to find what he/she was looking for.


punalvr

[lavalava]

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Originally posted by Mimosa

We saw her in Kea'au Town Saturday night.


Thanks for making my Saturday night relaxing time so much better. You woke up my husband and grand kids while walking up and down our street screeching "cookie boy!" at the top of your lungs. Can I assume this is a pet? Maybe a dog? Or did you just really want a cookie?

Anyway, a few pointers for you, since you are apparently in dire need:
If you have an animal that you need to trap indoors or tie to a tree, etc., lest they will escape--maybe you should reconsider having said pet in the first place. Maybe you are unable to train the animal to not run away and follow your commands? Or maybe the animal is so unhappy with the living arrangements you have forced upon them, they try to escape at every opportunity? Either way, you/your pet may have a problem that needs addressing.
Although it is a Saturday night, and although this is hang loose Hawaii, no one appreciates listening to your screaming at 11pm. Did you notice how every dog on the street went nuts as you walked around screaming and shining your flashlight in everyone's yard? Did you notice people looking out their windows in disbelief? Those were people who couldn't care less about Cookie and you. This is why they didn't come out of their homes to help you look. They were just annoyed with your voice invading their privacy after 11pm at night.Plus you were half naked,geez wear a top or at least a bikini top.
For fun, since we are all awake now, our family compiled a list of what we think might have happened to Cookie:

1) Ran off to get away from you/your voice.
2) Wanted to get the hell out of "Kea'au" (and who can blame him?)
3) Carried off by a feral cat from Humane Society.
4) Kidnapped by a tweekers from Puna like Barry who will attempt to sell his organs/fur to buy more meth.
5) Picked up by rogue cops and taken to a black site in Kona where his disapproval of Obama's use of weaponized drone use against innocent civilians in the middle east will be the subject of inhumane "enhanced" interrogation techniques.
6) Just out and about looking to get some nani.
7) Secretly fighting crimes as Captain Cookie Boy: The Pet Hero and Hero of Pets.
8) Hiding under your bed and laughing his ass off.
9) Trying to escape the shame of being a boy called "Cookie" and having the whole damn neighborhood know about it.
10) In fact, Cookie doesn't exist. Except in your head. You forgot to take your meds again.
I hope you find Cookie. Since I don't know you or where you live, I'll have to walk up and down the street yelling "Cookie Boy lady!" until I find you so I can discover what happened (I am betting it was #3). Aloha.

Mrs.Mimosa

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I have the dubious pleasure of outing you as one big BS machine. I guess at 90 something it gets hard to come up with new material eh?
Now I know why all your posts sounded a little off!

Found this on Craigslist in the Rants and Raves section. Appears someone had a very similar experience in Waikaloa with a dog named cookie boy a day before you did! What are the odds?

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reply x prohibited[?] Posted: a day ago #9664; prev #9650; next #9654;
Lady screaming "Cookie Boy" at 11pm - 54 (The Village)
age : 54

Thanks for making my Friday night relaxing time so much better. You woke up my husband and kids while walking up and down our street screeching "cookie boy!" at the top of your lungs. Can I assume this is a pet? Maybe a dog? Or did you just really want a cookie?

Anyway, a few pointers for you, since you are apparently in dire need:

If you have an animal that you need to trap indoors or tie to a tree, etc., lest they will escape--maybe you should reconsider having said pet in the first place. Maybe you are unable to train the animal to not run away and follow your commands? Or maybe the animal is so unhappy with the living arrangements you have forced upon them, they try to escape at every opportunity? Either way, you/your pet may have a problem that needs addressing.

Although it is a Friday night, and although this is hang loose Hawaii, no one appreciates listening to your screaming at 11pm. Did you notice how every dog on the street went nuts as you walked around screaming and shining your flashlight in everyone's yard? Did you notice people looking out their windows in disbelief? Those were people who couldn't care less about Cookie and you. This is why they didn't come out of their homes to help you look. They were just annoyed with your voice invading their privacy after 11pm at night.

For fun, since we are all awake now, our family compiled a list of what we think might have happened to Cookie:

1) Ran off to get away from you/your voice.
2) Wanted to get the hell out of "The Village" (and who can blame him?)
3) Carried off by a feral donkey.
4) Kidnapped by a tweekers from Puna who will attempt to sell his organs/fur to buy more meth.
5) Picked up by rogue cops and taken to a black site in Kona where his disapproval of Obama's use of weaponized drone use against innocent civilians in the middle east will be the subject of inhumane "enhanced" interrogation techniques.
6) Just out and about looking to get some vajayjay.
7) Secretly fighting crimes as Captain Cookie Boy: The Pet Hero and Hero of Pets.
8) Hiding under your bed and laughing his ass off.
9) Trying to escape the shame of being a boy called "Cookie" and having the whole damn neighborhood know about it.
10) In fact, Cookie doesn't exist. Except in your head. You forgot to take your meds again.

I hope you find Cookie. Since I don't know you or where you live, I'll have to walk up and down the street yelling "Cookie Boy lady!" until I find you so I can discover what happened (I am betting it was #3). Aloha.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 4910955428 posted: a day ago email to friend #9829; best of [?]

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[blue]So there you have it Mimosa - what say you?!

Edited for some colorful clarity!

[Rattlestaff]

Oh my god who cares! Get a life!

[kalakoa]

Oh my god who cares! Get a life!

Which forum is that?