cheer up,here is the 'joke for da day'

[Beachboy]

Two Leprechauns

Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the
mother superior. "well, how can I help you little people?" asked
mother superior. the larger and more intelligent looking of the
leprechauns asked "oh mother superior, would you be knowing of any
midget nuns here at the convent?" "No," says mother superior, "I don't
have any midget nuns here at the convent" "all right than, mother
superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland
than?" "no, no," replied mother superior, "I don't know of any nuns
who are also midgets in all of Ireland at all." "Well then mother
superior, in all of nundom, in the whole world of all the nuns, would
you be knowing, than, of any midget nuns?' "No, I would not, there are
no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" replied mother superior,
"and would you please tell me what this is all about!!?" The asking
leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said "see, its as
I told you all along, you've been dating a Penguin"


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You know the only difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney is ... lipstick.

[frankiestapleton]

Beachboy, you're a PRINCE! a funny one, too, which makes you priceless.

Liked your joke but LOVED your signoff. [8D]