07-22-2009, 04:06 PM
Wow. Life is so complicated right now. I can't even begin to explain. Anyway, I am now turning my attention back to my "ohana" which has also been called "the pool room" or the "Hana Hut", a corruption of "Ohana" perpetrated by someone who shall remain nameless, and if I have any luck, faceless to all of you as well. The ohana may be able to provide me with some of the income I would have needed if I had a partner, as a vacation rental. Having a partner was part of my retirement plan. Sigh.
So anyway, about 30 feet from the house is a garage. The garage is quite large -- two bays, three cars. Off of the garage and attached to it, facing the patio and the house, is a room about 300 square feet.
I (ah jesus, we -- my estranged partner and I) am/are the third owner(s) of the house. The first owner obtained a permit to put in a "workshop" that included a little bathroom. Fully permitted. Neighbors tell me that he also included a little galley kitchen after the room was permitted and completed. Um! His daughter lived in the room.
The second owner removed the kitchen and bathroom, retiled the floor, and threw a quite elegant slipper bathtub in the middle of the room. The room is quite a habitable as a third bedroom, but lacks a bathroom now. You have to go into the house, unless you are a man and you just have to pee, in which case, you just open the garage door and pee into the gravel (you can't just open the door of the ohana and pee there because you would be peeing in the patio, below which is the catchment). Do not put the rocks outside my garage door into your mouth as a method of improving your speech! God! Even the rabbit won't pad through that area. I don't know why I like getting drunk on Mehana beer, passing out in the ohana, opening the garage door and peeing into the gravel so much. I will see if I can get a therapist to address it.
Anyway, I am now thinking of renovating the ohana. I could put the ohana back the way it was, I think, because it was already permitted (and the changes were not as far as I can tell permitted). I was also thinking of making this a really livable space by taking one bay of the garage, which would require a permit.
I was ALSO thinking of this: The ohana is about 30 feet from the house. I was thinking of running an inexpensive, clear breezeway-type roof from the house to the garage...thus possibly qualifying the place as "under one roof" for ohana purposes.
I have some guys who did some wonderful work removing the unpermitted fireplace. But they seem disinclined to hassle with permits. I know I have asked this before, but I am going through a phase where you have to tell me things three times.
Do you know anyone licensed, willing to go through the permitting process who might be able to help me with this. Also, whaddya think about me running a "roof" from the house to the garage. Any thoughts on how serious that roof would have to be?
So anyway, about 30 feet from the house is a garage. The garage is quite large -- two bays, three cars. Off of the garage and attached to it, facing the patio and the house, is a room about 300 square feet.
I (ah jesus, we -- my estranged partner and I) am/are the third owner(s) of the house. The first owner obtained a permit to put in a "workshop" that included a little bathroom. Fully permitted. Neighbors tell me that he also included a little galley kitchen after the room was permitted and completed. Um! His daughter lived in the room.
The second owner removed the kitchen and bathroom, retiled the floor, and threw a quite elegant slipper bathtub in the middle of the room. The room is quite a habitable as a third bedroom, but lacks a bathroom now. You have to go into the house, unless you are a man and you just have to pee, in which case, you just open the garage door and pee into the gravel (you can't just open the door of the ohana and pee there because you would be peeing in the patio, below which is the catchment). Do not put the rocks outside my garage door into your mouth as a method of improving your speech! God! Even the rabbit won't pad through that area. I don't know why I like getting drunk on Mehana beer, passing out in the ohana, opening the garage door and peeing into the gravel so much. I will see if I can get a therapist to address it.
Anyway, I am now thinking of renovating the ohana. I could put the ohana back the way it was, I think, because it was already permitted (and the changes were not as far as I can tell permitted). I was also thinking of making this a really livable space by taking one bay of the garage, which would require a permit.
I was ALSO thinking of this: The ohana is about 30 feet from the house. I was thinking of running an inexpensive, clear breezeway-type roof from the house to the garage...thus possibly qualifying the place as "under one roof" for ohana purposes.
I have some guys who did some wonderful work removing the unpermitted fireplace. But they seem disinclined to hassle with permits. I know I have asked this before, but I am going through a phase where you have to tell me things three times.
Do you know anyone licensed, willing to go through the permitting process who might be able to help me with this. Also, whaddya think about me running a "roof" from the house to the garage. Any thoughts on how serious that roof would have to be?