04-01-2014, 05:15 AM
I was on my way to the propane store in Pahoa yesterday, when I took a detour down Beach Road and parked because I had a frustrating day and just wanted to look at the ocean for a minute. I got out of the car and there was a huge 4 x 4 next to me and a huge guy, about 6'2", about 40 years old. I said hello and got out of the car and was just looking at the ocean. He was looking at something below the cliffs. I thought it was turtles.
Then I thought -- what the heck...there is ALREADY A WHOLE AIRPLANE IN THERE leaking fuel and god knows what. With that in mind I reached in the back of the car, and threw one propane tank into the ocean. The guy looked at me really angry and said "What did you do that for?"
I grabbed the other one and threw IT into the water. When I did, a whale bobbed up and the next thing I knew this guy was on me --literally on me. He tackled me to the ground, which was very hard. I was in great pain but he put his full body weight on me (lengthwise) and he said "You are under arrest for violation of the Marine Mammals Act" and then he read me my Miranda rights, as if I didn't know what they are.
I had hit my head on the lava rock and so when he marched me to his vehicle, I was too stunned to resist. Once at the vehicle, he produced a badge AND A GUN. His identification clearly identified him as a Federal officer.
He didn't LOOK like an officer and I have no idea what he was doing there and I was alone and was concerned he would try to take advantage of me and so I gave him my information and he issued a citation.
I am not defending my actions. I am certain I didn't harm the whale, because it hardly even moved -- or I don't know. Maybe that means I DID harm the whale.
Now I need a lawyer familiar with FEDERAL crimes. Any ideas? I wish I had listened to everybody.
Then I thought -- what the heck...there is ALREADY A WHOLE AIRPLANE IN THERE leaking fuel and god knows what. With that in mind I reached in the back of the car, and threw one propane tank into the ocean. The guy looked at me really angry and said "What did you do that for?"
I grabbed the other one and threw IT into the water. When I did, a whale bobbed up and the next thing I knew this guy was on me --literally on me. He tackled me to the ground, which was very hard. I was in great pain but he put his full body weight on me (lengthwise) and he said "You are under arrest for violation of the Marine Mammals Act" and then he read me my Miranda rights, as if I didn't know what they are.
I had hit my head on the lava rock and so when he marched me to his vehicle, I was too stunned to resist. Once at the vehicle, he produced a badge AND A GUN. His identification clearly identified him as a Federal officer.
He didn't LOOK like an officer and I have no idea what he was doing there and I was alone and was concerned he would try to take advantage of me and so I gave him my information and he issued a citation.
I am not defending my actions. I am certain I didn't harm the whale, because it hardly even moved -- or I don't know. Maybe that means I DID harm the whale.
Now I need a lawyer familiar with FEDERAL crimes. Any ideas? I wish I had listened to everybody.