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Save our invasives!
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I have been working with the Good Sheppard Foundation to help save our endangered invasive species.

Have you noticed the diminished volume of our beloved Coqui Frogs on these recent dry, cool nights? Well, I have and it's disturbing. Good Sheppard and I have developed a device to supplement the cheerful sound that we all miss. It's called the "FrogHorn". A digital self contained amplifier and speaker that can be placed outside your window and plays a continuous loop of the beautiful Coqui song. (In homage to the great band Spinal Tap, the volume knob on the amp goes to eleven).
These fantastic devices are available through Good Sheppard for the very affordable price of $79.99. All proceeds will go to the proliferation of invasive species.

Look for our booth at your local Farmer's Market. Free Albezia saplings will be given away with every purchase.

Thank you.



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#2
The Fire Ant Reserve Trust is offended and saddened by their non-inclusion. Will no one help out our six-legged friends? For only 28 cents a day, you feed 8.7 million fire ants. Please give today. A starving fire ant could be on you RIGHT NOW.
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#3
The Foundation is working on a topical cream, that when applied, mimics the invigorating sting of the fire ant.
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#4
Snorkle, Lodestone, LOL.[Big Grin][Big Grin]
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#5
Dear snorkle,

Is there a way to un-girdle those albezias I girdled last week? Can I glue the bark back on?
Tim

A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions--Confucius
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#6
a topical cream, that when applied, mimics the invigorating sting of the fire ant.

Puna Suntan Lotion
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#7
Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckles..
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#8
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Originally posted by snorkle

I have been working with the Good Sheppard Foundation to help save our endangered invasive species.



Snorkle, your humor is sickening - if it is humor. I do question if this is really intended to be humor knowing all the other posts you have made.
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#9
A Good thing, too; my trousers have not fit the same since I girdled my trees.
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#10
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Originally posted by kjlpahoa

quote:
Originally posted by snorkle

I have been working with the Good Sheppard Foundation to help save our endangered invasive species.



Snorkle, your humor is sickening - if it is humor. I do question if this is really intended to be humor knowing all the other posts you have made.


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