08-26-2019, 04:51 AM
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.......“We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...-to-buy-us
In the "Art of the Deal" start big and then negotiate. I suspect Hawaii is in play.