Friday's Joke of the Week

[Beachboy]

I have decided I'd post one joke a week. I'm not sure why I have picked Friday as the day to post a joke? Perhaps I should make it on Monday, blue Monday. Isn't that the hardest day to kick start one's engine?
Anyway, here is the joke for the week. Hope you folks enjoy it?


It seem an old rabbi, in seeing his son graduate from high school,
wanted to know what be the youths plans. He called the son into his
study and questioned him. "Son, I vish to know, what kind of career
are you going to have"? The rabbi laid on a table three items, a $100
bill, a fifth of Jamesons and the good book. He looked to the boy and
said, " Ve need to know your future. If you take the $100 bill, you
will become a gambler, and that is very terrible. If you take the
fifth of Jameson's, you will become a drunkard and that too is very,
very bad. But...If you take the good book, you will become a rabbi,
like you Papa. The young lad's mind was blank. He was just out of high
school and he did not yet know what he wanted to do with his life.
After a few minutes of trying to think, he finally decided there was
only one answer. The boy took the $100 bill and put it in his pocket.
He picked up the Jameson's in one hand and with the other grasped the
good book, put it under his arm and quickly left the room. The old
rabbi was stunned. He could not understand what had just happened.
Then all of a sudden his eyes grew wide, he jumped to his feet, and
slapping the side of his face he cried, "Oy Vay... He is going to
become a Catholic Priest!"



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