07-18-2010, 07:08 AM
May be the helicopter was looking for this ?:[]
"Bear and I know these two visitors from New York who managed to get lost in Seaview. You may be asking, "How does one get lost in Seaview?" Well, you would have to know these two guys to really understand, and it WAS night. They weren't even supposed to be in Seaview, but turned in there by mistake. Anyway after wandering around the fringes of the subdivision for half an hour or so without finding a way out, they decided to go knock on the door of the next house they came to and ask for directions. Big mistake.
Now these two visitors were an air traffic controller and his skinny, hyperactive Dominican boyfriend who grew up in Spanish Harlem, and for some reason they both went to the house. The guy who answered the door was apparently expecting someone else because he was holding a huge bag of marijuana. (The Dominican said it was about seven pounds, and he would know.) The guy answering door threw down the pot and pulled out a rusty revolver which he proceeded to wave while screaming in Japanese. Air traffic controller guy starts backing away from the door while murmuring soothingly about how sorry he is to bother anyone.
Now the Dominican boyfriend is from Spanish Freaking Harlem and isn't afraid of any damn thing. He starts screaming back at the guy with the gun, "Where the hell you think you are? This ain't Afghanistan! This ain't the effing jungle! Oh wait, maybe it IS the jungle, but you can't act like this. And who in their right effing mind answers the door like that!" Air traffic controller guy is at the point of soiling his pants when Dominican boyfriend says, "I'm late for dinner and can't deal with you now." He then calmly walked back to the car, followed by cowering air traffic controller guy. Somehow nobody got shot.
So this would be a good time to find a way out of Seaview, but nooooo. They're still lost, and after driving another ten minutes or so find themselves back in front of Japanese pot guy's house. He is still looking for his REAL visitor and begins screaming and waving his gun in the street when he sees the two visitors again. This time, they speed away and find the way out.
Bear and I know all these details because we got to listen to air traffic controller guy chewing out Dominican boyfriend and repeating all the details for the next three days. Dominican boyfriend got dumped as soon as they got back to the mainland.
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Cheers,
Jerry
Edited by - JerryCarr on 01/23/2009 09:33:10"
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For those who are new to the forum - Seaview is a very nice and safe subdivision.That story,dubbed by Glen "an instant PW classic" ,is just that -a story.
One day Jerry will make Puna famous!
___________________________
Whatever you assume,please
just ask a question first.
"Bear and I know these two visitors from New York who managed to get lost in Seaview. You may be asking, "How does one get lost in Seaview?" Well, you would have to know these two guys to really understand, and it WAS night. They weren't even supposed to be in Seaview, but turned in there by mistake. Anyway after wandering around the fringes of the subdivision for half an hour or so without finding a way out, they decided to go knock on the door of the next house they came to and ask for directions. Big mistake.
Now these two visitors were an air traffic controller and his skinny, hyperactive Dominican boyfriend who grew up in Spanish Harlem, and for some reason they both went to the house. The guy who answered the door was apparently expecting someone else because he was holding a huge bag of marijuana. (The Dominican said it was about seven pounds, and he would know.) The guy answering door threw down the pot and pulled out a rusty revolver which he proceeded to wave while screaming in Japanese. Air traffic controller guy starts backing away from the door while murmuring soothingly about how sorry he is to bother anyone.
Now the Dominican boyfriend is from Spanish Freaking Harlem and isn't afraid of any damn thing. He starts screaming back at the guy with the gun, "Where the hell you think you are? This ain't Afghanistan! This ain't the effing jungle! Oh wait, maybe it IS the jungle, but you can't act like this. And who in their right effing mind answers the door like that!" Air traffic controller guy is at the point of soiling his pants when Dominican boyfriend says, "I'm late for dinner and can't deal with you now." He then calmly walked back to the car, followed by cowering air traffic controller guy. Somehow nobody got shot.
So this would be a good time to find a way out of Seaview, but nooooo. They're still lost, and after driving another ten minutes or so find themselves back in front of Japanese pot guy's house. He is still looking for his REAL visitor and begins screaming and waving his gun in the street when he sees the two visitors again. This time, they speed away and find the way out.
Bear and I know all these details because we got to listen to air traffic controller guy chewing out Dominican boyfriend and repeating all the details for the next three days. Dominican boyfriend got dumped as soon as they got back to the mainland.
............................................................
Cheers,
Jerry
Edited by - JerryCarr on 01/23/2009 09:33:10"
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For those who are new to the forum - Seaview is a very nice and safe subdivision.That story,dubbed by Glen "an instant PW classic" ,is just that -a story.
One day Jerry will make Puna famous!
___________________________
Whatever you assume,please
just ask a question first.
___________________________
Whatever you assume,please
just ask a question first.
Whatever you assume,please
just ask a question first.