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I remember seeing someone in Seaview offering "energized water" for sale a while ago. Can't find the specific link now...but here is some general info on "energized water"...vortex, hexagons, energy, molecules spinning left, etc...wow.
http://www.biznet1.com/water/spin.htm
For only $129 you too can get your "Energized Water Glass Pitcher that can energize water and any other water fluids in the highest possible way."
http://www.biznet1.com/water/
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Isn't Energized Water called "Steam"??
Ono - So Fast - So Tasty!
Ono - So Fast - So Tasty!
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Thank you, Tedd, for that very entertaining read. All the new things I learned about water today...
Some years ago a good friend of mine and I were sitting in Charley's in Keaau and after a few beers came up with a scheme to manufacture and sell "photonic water". The idea was to pass bottles of tap water through the prime focus of UKIRT and sell the water as "Purified water cleansed by virgin infrared photons from the Milky Way Galaxy itself". We even thought about using UKIRT's infrared polarimeter as having the word "polarized" in there somewhere would sound really cool.
I reckon we could have made quite a bit of money!
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yum. Star Powered, Polarized Milky Way Water! Can you make mine chocolate? I'm pretty sure they have free range cocoa for sale in Pahoa.
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Why not comet water... sell it for a million a gram. Caution: may contain unidentified extremophile alien bacteria. Use drones to go collect it.
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Much cheaper to just point the telescope at a comet and irradiate bottles of water that way. It also avoids any possible contamination from alien bacteria.
I'm starting to think seriously about this sca.. er, scheme again.
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HawaiiTedd: here you go
http://seaviewwaterfarm.com
I wouldn't drink that water though. It sits in that large urn with no filtration.
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Oh, come on...
"Our water is purified, alive, blessed and structured to nourish your body in the most profound and efficient way, so that you can gain the vitality you need to be the best you can be. We envision a community and culture that holds water as a highly regarded and sacred source of life."
Purified, alive, blessed and structured. And it's sacred.
I think my plan is too late, someone beat me to it.
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well, that at least brightened my morning. LMAO..hey - has anybody actually tried to 'sell snow to the eskimos' yet??
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Originally posted by TomK
There are just too many times I've found a GPS glacier tracking device in my bottles of glacier water, plus mountain goats cr*p all over the place and the bacteria have decades to grow. That's if you can find a glacier that hasn't melted already, but even then melt water has fish poo in it.
Irradiated, super-heated, genetically modified, gluten, carb and fat free water is the way to go. Let's put an end to the cruel practice of factory farmed water.
This could be a Portlandia episode!!! ROFLMAO!
You could drink the free range water in these:
http://fashionablygeek.com/mens-apparel/...eQvmQcl.01
