09-18-2017, 10:41 AM
quote:LOL! You outdid yourself on this one HOTPE! Love it!
Originally posted by HereOnThePrimalEdge
pilots will take flights over the ocean if whales are visible
Anchor inflatable (or floating) whale decoys along the route we desire helicopters to fly. They'll look real enough to the tourists at the minimum altitude copters are required to fly.
Get the county involved. Add a whale tax for helicopters and tour boats to maintain the decoys. Could even hire county workers to sit inside, when a helicopter approaches they can switch on a pump and firehose nozzle hooked up the the "spout."
The Donner Party really wasn't that great of a party, was it?