Merrie Monarch

[Chas]

I get it that Hawaiian speech has some irregularities that make it hard to understand someone talking, but why do people insist on trying to write like that? It certainly doesn't make me think they are Hawaiian, like when I hear people authentically pronouncing words in the dialect they have grown up with. IDK, just seems fake to me. And I'm pretty sure the people I hear that talk in that dialect don't express themselves that way when they write.