05-18-2007, 04:07 PM
I nominate Haoleboy "Stretch Pants Czar" for Puna.
For too long have we been subjected to these ridiculous "Stretch Pants" .
Now, I know many Punatics will decide that the, soon to be announced ,"Stretch Harvest" program ( using no county funds only a government grant ) will be a total waste and "terrorize" the civilized citizens of Puna.
They will say, " Stretch pant wearers dont harm anyone, it's those people that wear those ugly Croc shoes ! Thats who we should be going after. "
Beginning on or before June 13 , the county will be installing "Stretch Pants" cameras on all traffic signals.
For too long have we been subjected to these ridiculous "Stretch Pants" .
Now, I know many Punatics will decide that the, soon to be announced ,"Stretch Harvest" program ( using no county funds only a government grant ) will be a total waste and "terrorize" the civilized citizens of Puna.
They will say, " Stretch pant wearers dont harm anyone, it's those people that wear those ugly Croc shoes ! Thats who we should be going after. "
Beginning on or before June 13 , the county will be installing "Stretch Pants" cameras on all traffic signals.