HPP under attack!!!!

[Kelena]

But Pete, you are ignoring basic facts, just like any Reid-Pelosi Move On Liberal who wants to take my guns!! Here's the scenario: I leave my house in HPP to go to Kona to hit the beach in the morning and stop by Costco in the afternoon. Three mokes in a pickup drive up to my house with the intent of committing a felony therein (taking my stuff). Solution? Very simple. My neighbor calls me on my cell phone and says "You gotta couple of mokes in your house". I get out my long range rifle with the special optics sight, I aim for the observatory on Mauna Kea. Of course I hit it. The bullet goes glancing down to the Windward side of the island straight to my intended target in HPP and pierces the moke through the heart as he is carrying out my prized antique gun collection. The other mokes scream like little girls and scramble. Of course, none of this ever actually takes place because all the meth addicts and drunken thieves on the island are so terrified of me. That's because I swagger (and not just because of the jock itch), walk around muttering "bring 'em on" and sit around alot on my lanai in a rocking chair with the a gun in my arms. Mission accomplished! No more crime in Puna! It's so simple. I know, I could be snorkeling, but waiting around for the statistically unlikely is so much more fun.

Note to Texans: If I want BBQ, bluebonnets, rattlesnakes, guns, chile and East Coast Brahmins parading as Texans, I'll move to Crawford. I don't so I will move to Hawaii.