11-28-2009, 06:09 PM
Geez,
I've always done no knead bread because i'm lazy. Time kneading, counter cleanup, getting dough out of your clothes... Seriously, haven't you all lived here long enough to recognize that there is a more R-E-L-A-X-E-D way of doing stuff. Bombai right? Dat fansi stuf good fo dem upity nosed mainlan tipes, we here eet our meet frum cans and no knead our bred right? One green bottle, some vienna sausages, and some fresh bread wit siracha and salt, YUM!
,^)
Seriously, though. I just use a spatula and a metal mixing bowl. 5 minutes, h20, yeast, and sugar, put it in a metal bowl on a burner for 30 seconds to get warm, turn on oven, come back add some salt, some flour, and a shake of baking soda, stir, pour into greased pan, sprinkle whateva on top. 20 minutes done! It ain't a crusty, earthy, european masterpiece but it's a lot better than any $6 grocery loaf.
Keaau Nat foods has rye berries, rolled oats, buckwheat, and lotsa other hippie stuff to add fiber and political correctness for cheap.
Until some wonderfull strong shouldered woman with yeasty armpits and insomnia starts kneading and baking me real bread, it's my bachelor special for now.
I've always done no knead bread because i'm lazy. Time kneading, counter cleanup, getting dough out of your clothes... Seriously, haven't you all lived here long enough to recognize that there is a more R-E-L-A-X-E-D way of doing stuff. Bombai right? Dat fansi stuf good fo dem upity nosed mainlan tipes, we here eet our meet frum cans and no knead our bred right? One green bottle, some vienna sausages, and some fresh bread wit siracha and salt, YUM!
,^)
Seriously, though. I just use a spatula and a metal mixing bowl. 5 minutes, h20, yeast, and sugar, put it in a metal bowl on a burner for 30 seconds to get warm, turn on oven, come back add some salt, some flour, and a shake of baking soda, stir, pour into greased pan, sprinkle whateva on top. 20 minutes done! It ain't a crusty, earthy, european masterpiece but it's a lot better than any $6 grocery loaf.
Keaau Nat foods has rye berries, rolled oats, buckwheat, and lotsa other hippie stuff to add fiber and political correctness for cheap.
Until some wonderfull strong shouldered woman with yeasty armpits and insomnia starts kneading and baking me real bread, it's my bachelor special for now.