Dog Poop Law

[dan d]

Punatic potty humor,canine stye


HPP

[PaulW]

Thanks for the cayenne pepper tip!

But $500 is a lot. I think the offending owner should be given the option to clean it up with their bare hands instead.

[kalakoa]

clean it up with their bare hands

Second offense: you get to eat some.

[HereOnThePrimalEdge]

the offending owner should be given the option...
...
Second offense: you get to...

I hope the Punaweb brain trust is also forwarding these suggestions to the sponsor of the bill. Better if it's attended to properly in the first place, than watered down later with an amendment, and a high pressure hose.

[snorkle]

I've found that when a turd is extruded with uniform density, color, and a nice taper; you can wrap a pretty ribbon around it. The once abhorrent object suddenly becomes a gift.

[gogould]

Invisible dogs are getting so scarce you don't see them anymore.